Fry Daddy

Well my brother gave me a little fry daddy. I have not yet gained 100 pounds, but I am not doubting the potential downfalls and heart attacks this little thing can cause. So far I have made fries, tater tots, chicken fingers, and onion rings and I have only used the thing twice. To add to its goodness I happen to have a plethora of different dipping sauces that I don't use enough, so it gives me the excuse to fry up more things. The cleanup though is a major ordeal and literally takes me two days to get it perfectly clean. I am trying my hardest to use it at a minimum and so far have been doing a good job, but in a few months if I have gained a ton of weight you know why.