Souper Cup O Noodles

Cup O Noodles is trying to kill me with there newest concoction. As some of you may already know, I actually used to only survive on noodles that came out of a cup, that is until the massive heartburns every night made me stop, but I have never fully let go of my favorite after work meal, but this, this is suicide. It has 270 Calories, 90 from fat, and it is 25% of your daily SATURATED fat. This ticking time bomb of a soup actually contains 53% of your daily sodium. The thing must be just noodles and salt. All of that is only if you eat half of the Cup which isn't likely, holy crap, If I am not at work on Monday you know why.